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Frank's Movie Log

My life at the movies.

  1. A still from Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

    Silent Night, Deadly Night 1984

    C: 3 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.. Starring Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero, and Robert Brian Wilson.

    Come for the sleazy Santa slasher, stay for the toys. Continue reading...

    Watched on 18 Dec, 2020
  2. A still from The Silent Partner (1978)

    The Silent Partner 1978

    C+: 3 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Daryl Duke. Starring Elliott Gould, Christopher Plummer, Susannah York, and Céline Lomez.

    Imagine you’re a bank teller and discover someone is planning to hold-up your branch. Would you tell the police? Would you call in sick? Or would you do as Elliott Gould’s character in The Silent Partner does and steal the money yourself? The gunman escapes with a pittance, you report the full amount as stolen and pocket the difference. A great plan, but what if the gunman knows you’ve done it and wants the money? Continue reading...

    Watched on 18 Dec, 2020
  3. A still from Onibaba (1964)

    Onibaba 1964

    D+: 2 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Kaneto Shindô. Starring Nobuko Otowa, Jitsuko Yoshimura, Kei Satô, and Jûkichi Uno.

    This review proves a challenge. I appreciate what Onibaba is about, and the formal rigor director Kaneto Shindô employed, but the film didn’t work for me. Continue reading...

    Watched on 17 Dec, 2020
  4. A still from It Rains on Our Love (1946)

    It Rains on Our Love 1946

    B: 4 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Ingmar Bergman. Starring Barbro Kollberg, Birger Malmsten, Gösta Cederlund, and Ludde Gentzel.

    Ingmar Bergman’s delightful sophomore feature. Barbro Kollberg and Birger Malmsten play two lonely young strangers who sleep together, feel a connection, and strive to build a life together. Bergman’s decision to have his omniscient narrator—known only as “Man with umbrella”—appear as a character in the story lends a whimsical hue. It presents a biting exposé of the hypocrisy in contemporary Swedish society but never feels cynical. The courtroom finale had me cackling with glee. Continue reading...

  5. A still from Kill a Dragon (1967)

    Kill a Dragon 1967

    D+: 2 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Michael D. Moore. Starring Jack Palance, Fernando Lamas, Aldo Ray, and Kam Tong.

    I reviewed Kill a Dragon over a decade ago during this site’s first incarnation. My logs tell me folks are looking for that review, so I revisited it. I had no recollection of the film, nor any sense of déjà vu re-watching it. This may serve as review enough. Continue reading...

    Watched on 16 Dec, 2020
  6. A still from Maléfique (2002)

    Maléfique 2002

    C+: 3 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Eric Valette. Starring Gérald Laroche, Philippe Laudenbach, Clovis Cornillac, and Dimitri Rataud.

    Maléfique opens with a man named Carrère saying goodbye to his wife and young son. He is a white-collar criminal and today marks his first day in prison. We meet his cellmates: Lassalle, an older librarian of few words, Marcus, a brash young man whose large breast implants clash with his brawny physique, and Pâquerette, a man-child with a penchant for eating things.

    After establishing these characters and their interpersonal dynamics, the plot kicks into gear. The men discover a moldy diary that doubles as a spell book. Eager to escape, the men try some incantations but discover magic carries a high cost. Continue reading...

    Watched on 15 Dec, 2020
  7. A still from Crisis (1946)

    Crisis 1946

    B-: 4 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Ingmar Bergman. Starring Inga Landgré, Stig Olin, Marianne Löfgren, and Dagny Lind.

    Ingmar Bergman’s first feature. Inga Landgré plays Nelly, an 18-year-old girl raised by a piano-teacher in a small village. Nelly yearns for something more and sees an escape when her estranged mother arrives to claim her. But happiness eludes Nelly in the big city, where a complex triangle forms between her, her mother, and her mother’s gigolo boyfriend. Continue reading...

  8. A still from Die Hard (1988)

    Die Hard 1988

    A+: 5 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by John McTiernan. Starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, and Reginald VelJohnson.

    “It will blow you through the back wall of the theater!” Does anyone remember that tagline from the film’s trailers and print ads? It makes no sense, yet it’s my go-to description for folks new to Die Hard. Continue reading...

    Watched on 12 Dec, 2020
  9. A still from Christmas Evil (1980)

    Christmas Evil 1980

    B+: 4 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Lewis Jackson. Starring Brandon Maggart, Jeffrey DeMunn, Dianne Hull, and Andy Fenwick.

    Christmas Evil isn’t the sleazy Santa slasher you’d expect. Continue reading...

    Watched on 11 Dec, 2020
  10. A still from Lust of the Vampire (1957)

    Lust of the Vampire 1957

    C+: 3 stars (out of 5)

    Directed by Mario Bava and Riccardo Freda. Starring Gianna Maria Canale, Carlo D'Angelo, Dario Michaelis, and Wandisa Guida.

    Mario Bava’s directorial debut. A hybrid mystery and mad-scientist picture. In contemporary Paris, young women turn up drained of blood. The press screams vampire. Dario Michaelis plays a reporter determined to uncover the truth. The case leads to his estranged cousin, her gothic castle, and the secrets they hold. Continue reading...


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