Quality reviews of films of questionable quality.
A masked killer terrorizes a group of slasher-movie-aware teenagers in a small California town.
When milquetoast bank teller Frank Sinatra’s reward for saving a bookie coincides with a shortage at his bank, he goes into hiding with buddy waiter Groucho Marx, leaving girlfriend Jane Russell believing him a crook.
When Comanches led by a white comanchero slaughter his family, rancher William Holden recruits a band of Mexican prison inmates—including Woody Strode and Ernest Borgnine—for his revenge mission.
Searching for his brother, a young man travels to Christopher Lee’s remote lodge where he meets witchcraft expert Boris Karloff and dreams of green-skinned witch Barbara Steele.
In a sweltering Bronx subway car, a seductive white woman systematically unravels a young black man through flirtation and racial provocation.
Texas sheriff John Wayne holds a powerful cattle baron’s no-good brother for murder with only drunken deputy Dean Martin and cantankerous jailer Walter Brennan for support.
During World War II, cynical café owner Humphrey Bogart rediscovers his idealism when former love Ingrid Bergman arrives on the arm of a famed resistance leader.
Aging recluse Hugh Grant tests the faith of two young Mormon missionaries, with dire consequences.
When corrupt Los Angeles cops and gangsters target his family, a Japanese businessman uses his ninja training to retaliate.
A Foreign Office agent travels to Mykonos to retrieve a young Oxford Scholar who may be under the influence of a modern vampire.
Christopher Lee plays Count Dracula, a vampire who relocates to London where he preys on young women until Herbert Lom’s Professor Van Helsing leads an effort to destroy him.
A forty-something charismatic ne’er-do-well cajoles his schoolmates into returning to their hometown for a pub crawl that takes a dark turn when the town’s sinister secret comes to light.
