Quality reviews of films of questionable quality.
On a South Pacific island, Martin and Lewis knockoffs Duke Mitchell and Sammy Petrillo run afoul of mad scientist Bela Lugosi and his devolution serum.
A teen travels into an absurdist hell to rescue his fiancée after she’s abducted by a demonic cop with scripture verses carved into his face.
A woman kills to feed her lover, her husband’s half-resurrected brother, while the creatures he escaped from close in.
A black-gloved killer thins the ranks of a New York dance troupe competing for three spots in a new show, dispatching the best first.
A middle-aged banker pays a sinister company to fake his death and remake him as a younger, handsomer man, only to find his new life as empty as the old one.
A young woman suspects a dying virtuoso pianist used a Satanic ritual to steal her husband’s body.
Ripley crash-lands on a desolate prison planet for violent men and discovers she has brought along something far worse.
Assassin Chow Yun-Fat takes one last job to save the sight of the nightclub singer he half-blinded, while the detective hunting him finds himself taking the killer’s side.
An enigmatic gunslinger plays both sides of a border-town feud for profit.
A retired swordsman turned sculptor goes on the run after a clan leader blames a string of murders on his crystal statue, which has gone missing.
A one-eyed Bette Davis celebrates her wedding anniversary, ten years after her husband’s death, by tormenting her three grown sons and the women who love them.
In colonial Pennsylvania, frontiersman John Wayne leads his fellow colonists against crooked merchants, Indian raiders, and an arrogant British captain.
