Quality reviews of films of questionable quality.
After ten years in a coma, Michael Myers wakes up and heads to Haddonfield to stalk his orphaned niece, with Dr. Loomis in pursuit.
A ruthless gang of thieves waylays a couple driving cross-country only to learn ruthless is a relative term.
Shipwrecked off the coast of Spain, a young American seeks help in a fishing village that worships something living deep beneath the sea.
In this horror anthology, three young drug dealers visit an eccentric funeral director to collect a lost stash, but first he wants to introduce four of his clients and explain how each one arrived.
A bullied metalhead plays his dead idol’s final album backward, and the voice on the record offers to help him get even.
Cardinal Richelieu’s agents conspire with sexually repressed abbess Vanessa Redgrave to brand popular but womanizing priest Oliver Reed as in league with the devil.
Military scientists clone Ellen Ripley from a blood sample to harvest the alien queen she was carrying, but the new Ripley isn’t entirely human, which comes in handy when the aliens break loose.
An American music student researching a late composer falls for his son at the family’s French estate, learns she is the image of the girl he lost, and begins to suspect she was invited for sinister reasons.
On a South Pacific island, Martin and Lewis knockoffs Duke Mitchell and Sammy Petrillo run afoul of mad scientist Bela Lugosi and his devolution serum.
A teen travels into an absurdist hell to rescue his fiancée after she’s abducted by a demonic cop with scripture verses carved into his face.
A woman kills to feed her lover, her husband’s half-resurrected brother, while the creatures he escaped from close in.
A black-gloved killer thins the ranks of a New York dance troupe competing for three spots in a new show, dispatching the best first.
