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Frank's Movie Log

My life at the movies.

Tomorrow Never Dies 1997

  • Watched on Thursday Aug 6, 2020 via Netflix (2015 | Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer | 1080p)
    D+: 2 stars (out of 5)

    Reminds me of a great bit from Austin Powers:

    Dr. Evil: Are we ready to release our new software?

    Number 2: Yes, sir. As requested, it’s full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.

    Dr. Evil: Outstanding.

    Except that’s in this movie. Both hit theaters in 1997, so that’s… something? I dunno. Everything looks cheap: the sets, the car, the effects, even the clothes. Makes a compelling case for Worst Bond Movie. Insert joke about Ricky Jay wishing he could disappear from this turkey. Followed by The World Is Not Enough.